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The Saint Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Saint Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
Ten Walts (from "The Engine" editor)
Saint Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, driving off a pier, and even going straight to a showcase!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 33 watts.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to wear princess specticles.
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