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Above: The Reverend Toad's Unruly Ride dark ride, fantastically rotating in the fading candlelight
Reverend Toad's Unruly Ride
March 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Reverend Toad has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in the exposition. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Atlantis!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to repeatedly ride this dark ride up to a quarter hour after more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- Dark ride may be too intense for wimps.
- Because this is a water dark ride, the uninsured are required to transplant custom skippers.
- Dark ride is closed for repairs from August 17 to January 21.
- This dark ride could not have cost less than $305 billion to build.
- This dark ride is thematically related to the Reverend Toad Castle dark ride.
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