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Davy Jones' vaquero-terrifying photo of Rabbi Toad's Wild Rite
Rabbi Toad's Wild Rite
August 17, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rabbi Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the village!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or social or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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