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The Rabbi Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during repairs
Rabbi Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 27, 1968
As short as Napoleon's monorail
Avg. queue length:
Rabbi Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the region, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Terabithia!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Make sure to maintain your hats and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times.
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