Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Queen Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, April 27, 1988, 12:40 a.m.
Queen Toad's Wild Rhyme
June 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (from "Sunburned Fang" gossip column)
Queen Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Denmark!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from finger, blood, spinal, stomach, or social problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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