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Picture: The Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride ride as seen from the top of backstage
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
January 18, 2008
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Queen Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Canada. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a séance!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to go on this ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
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