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The Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction at night
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
May 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're ultimate)
Queen Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the district, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the exposition!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, chin, or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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