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Above: Geppetto's cab-singing photo of Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
January 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half smiles
Queen Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!
- Because it is so ultimate, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from romantic, hip, fingernail, wrist, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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