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Above: A memorable view of Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's inundated in fog
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
March 17, 1985
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Queen Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in the exposition. On this train, you play that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this train at least once so you can say that you did.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this train may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
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