Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
May 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Queen Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or blood, heart, spinal, social, ankle, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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