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A colloquial view of Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's hidden in brands
Queen Toad's Ungainly Ride
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Queen Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Toontown!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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