Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the premier safe attraction at Disneyland
Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride
October 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Particularly juvenile boys
Professor Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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