Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, finally glowing in the evening sunlight
Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride
September 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (by "The Tauntaun" Facebook page)
Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and hope.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, tongue, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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