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Below: The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst tiki attraction at Disneyland
Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride
February 14, 1961
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Professor Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the wilderness!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the afternoon.
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- You must be at least as tall as this page to enjoy this .
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