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The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the worst exceptional attraction at Disneyland
Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride
December 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a hideaway!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character interaction place.
Policies and Warnings
- There is an unpopular lounge just within this attraction's walkway.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Professor Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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