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The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the premier safe attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the premier safe attraction at Disneyland

Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1976
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed by: Particularly juvenile boys

Description

Professor Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!

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