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Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Professor Toad's Uncultivated Ride
December 10, 2011
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Professor Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a university!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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