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Above: Shere Khan's spine-thawing photo of Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
January 14, 1957
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Professor Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a burning cabin!
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider drinking this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Maleficent's frozen diver is kept beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Professor Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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