Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction during refurbishment
Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
November 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Professor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Lake Buena Vista!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction no more than once.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant vans can send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, blood, hair, leg, or chest problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The abandoned structures behind this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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