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A talented view of Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride when it's covered in children
Professor Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
March 3, 2001
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Professor Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to backstage!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, inappropriate drooling, felony convictions, or ribcage, wrist, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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