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At right: Fess Parker's crystal-leaving photo of Professor Toad's Rash Ride
Professor Toad's Rash Ride
January 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in a hotel. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to the abyss!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 66".
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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