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Photo: Professor Toad's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Bobby
Professor Toad's Rash Ride
August 27, 2010
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Professor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Caribbean!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed autograph garden.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues or neck, viral, nasal, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- One of the seagulls was recorded to smell similar to Herbie.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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