Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Professor Toad's Feral Ride attraction at park opening
Professor Toad's Feral Ride
March 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Professor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in the horizon. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Disney Drive!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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