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Pictured: The Private Toad's Wild Ripe attraction at a distance
Private Toad's Wild Ripe
April 3, 1970
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Private Toad has a reputation as the worst driver in London. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Disneyland Hotel!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires more time.
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