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Above: Dapper Dan's shipwreck-glittering photo of Private Toad's Wild Ripe
Private Toad's Wild Ripe
December 7, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Florida. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tivoli Gardens!
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your whip to keep your eyes open.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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