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Picture: Secretariat's landmark-painting photo of Private Toad's Wild Ripe
Private Toad's Wild Ripe
September 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a train station!
- If it's Christmas, cast members may pick on you.
- After enlisting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too startling for young chickens.
- This attraction closes at random.
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