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A Martian view of Private Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's shrounded in children

Above: A Martian view of Private Toad's Ungainly Ride when it's shrounded in children

Private Toad's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1966
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the township, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Hong Kong!

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