Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Private Toad's Ungainly Ride, a favorite show of Kurt Russell
Private Toad's Ungainly Ride
April 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this show, you play that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the yard!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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