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Lumière's cactus-flying photo of Private Toad's Ungainly Ride
Private Toad's Ungainly Ride
August 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Private Toad is famous as the worst back-seat driver in the western hemisphere. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a train station!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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