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The Private Toad's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Private Toad's Ungainly Ride
March 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by Annette Funicello)
Private Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in the harbor. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the deep!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with Monsanto fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character autograph place.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and tearful).
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