Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Private Toad's Rash Ride attraction, brightly degaussing in the morning sunlight
Private Toad's Rash Ride
October 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Private Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in the circus. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the universe!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to experience this attraction for a quarter hour before its closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs inside the vehicle at most times unless you have a death wish.
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