Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Incredible's screen-hula-ing photo of Private Toad's Rash Ride
Private Toad's Rash Ride
November 22, 1998
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Private Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Marceline Missouri!
- Because it is so uproarious, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, or back, blood, stomach, nasal, heart, or chin complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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