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The Private Toad's Rash Ride attraction, December 16, 1975, 8:23 a.m.
Private Toad's Rash Ride
June 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated patients in comas:
Six happy faces
Private Toad is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the depot!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland tourists can experience this attraction up to an hour after less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains trademarked signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers within the attraction at various times.
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