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Above: Flintheart Glomgold's mouth-howling photo of Private Toad's Rash Ride
Private Toad's Rash Ride
March 11, 1961
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Private Toad is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a realm!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, unexplained phobias, or ribcage or chin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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