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The Private Toad's Rash Ride attraction, temptingly roving in the fading candlelight
Private Toad's Rash Ride
January 8, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Four princesses (by "The Pirate" editor)
Private Toad is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Hong Kong!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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