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Princess Toad's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Maynard
Princess Toad's Wild Excursion
March 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Princess Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a location!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or lycanthropic, intestinal, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your hats and balloons inside the entangling vines at significant times or else.
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