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Above: A miniature view of President Toad's Wild Expedition when it's shrounded in darkness
President Toad's Wild Expedition
March 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
President Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in the wilderness. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the south!
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral objections, chronic growths, inappropriate boorishness, or blood, neck, liver, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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