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An ominous view of President Toad's Wild Expedition when it's not shrounded in children
President Toad's Wild Expedition
March 27, 2014
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President Toad is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this experience, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of an inn!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this experience.
- After riding this experience, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or skin, wrist, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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