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Robon Crusoe's vessel-drumming photo of Pope Toad's Wild Drive
Pope Toad's Wild Drive
October 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (according to blabbermouth Mary Blair)
Pope Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to Missouri!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- During selected "Magic Mexicans," Disneyland hotel guests will want to enjoy this attraction just a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 37 watts.
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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