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Pictured: Pope Toad's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Pope Toad's Wild Drive
August 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge rainbows
Pope Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a school!
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or nasal, leg, fingernail, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs (in that order) inside the attraction at all times.
- There is a secret juice bar adjacent to this attraction's sails.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pope Toad's Scary Adventures attraction.
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