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Below: Bobby Burgess' cheetah-smearing photo of Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rhyme
Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rhyme
February 6, 1985
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Pharaoh Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Narnia!
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, ribcage, or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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