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The Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, July 3, 2005, 5:23 a.m.

Above: The Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, July 3, 2005, 5:23 a.m.

Pharaoh Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1958
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
Designed by: Teens

Description

Pharaoh Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Holidayland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Germany!

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