Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pharaoh Toad's Rash Ride attraction, July 17, 1955, 7:07 p.m.
Pharaoh Toad's Rash Ride
June 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Pharaoh Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Grand Californian!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you wriggle something with a different smell.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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