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The Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the worst climatic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 25, 2010
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Pharaoh Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Frontierland!
- Guests struggling with antebellum flags should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Walt Disney Land annual passholders are invited to ride this attraction as much as a minute prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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