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The Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride
December 1, 1987
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Pharaoh Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in the park. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the resort!
- Warning: in many cases, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant bits may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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