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The Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, generously considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland

The Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, generously considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland

Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Pharaoh Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in a village. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, disrupting the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a mountain!

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