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Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride
July 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're diverse)
Pharaoh Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the world!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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