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Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Pharaoh Toad's Disorderly Ride
November 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Pharaoh Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in backstage. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Magic Kingdom!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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