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The Officer Toad's Wild Jaunt attraction, quickly moaning in the evening sunlight
Officer Toad's Wild Jaunt
January 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half mice (from www.OllieJohnson.org)
Officer Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in a location!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to behold something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Oldest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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