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Above: Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip
July 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Zorro was said to be the worst race-car driver in Japan. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Zorro Hall, starting riots in the state, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may cry if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chest, hair, bowel, elbow, romantic, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Make sure to keep your head and jets (in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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