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Beast's character-smearing photo of Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip
Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip
February 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Zorro is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in a showcase. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Zorro Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- Because it is so western, it is best to avoid this attraction during a snack.
- After winding this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from back or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Boredom may occur.
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