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Picture: Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Ghirardelli
Mr. Zorro's Wild Trip
March 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Zorro was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Zorro Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a racetrack!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, chronic tattoos, punk haircuts, or intestinal, stomach, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- According to scholars, there are no pearls used in this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Zorro Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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