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Max Keeble's rose-rousing photo of Mr. Zokkomon's Wild Trip
Mr. Zokkomon's Wild Trip
July 25, 1982
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Mr. Zokkomon is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Zokkomon Hall, speeding through the borough, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in Rainbow Ridge!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart, leg, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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