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Above: The Mr. Zokkomon's Wild Outing attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
Mr. Zokkomon's Wild Outing
December 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (from "The Engineer" gossip column)
Mr. Zokkomon is reported to be the worst driver in Marceline Missouri. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Zokkomon Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Toontown!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons within the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attorneys discovered a detailed journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Zokkomon's Treehouse attraction.
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