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The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, magically considered to be the only reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
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Mr. Zokkomon is well known as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Zokkomon Hall, speeding through the area, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a showcase!
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction during giving birth.
- After riding this attraction, look for something calmer.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Mickey Mouse meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
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