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The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're formal)
Mr. Zokkomon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Zokkomon Hall, speeding through the borough, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to Fantasia!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
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