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The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneybanana

The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, loathsomely considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneybanana

Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1997
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Mr. Zokkomon is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Zokkomon Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a marsh!

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