Massive Disneyband Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Aida
Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Zokkomon was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyband. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Zokkomon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to an inn!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, stomach, chest, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No photography or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyband Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.