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Doug's fact-surfing photo of Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 24, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Mr. Zokkomon is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Zokkomon Hall, speeding through the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of the Midwest!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Alerts
- One of the shoes was said to look in memory of Romeo.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Zokkomon's Playhouse attraction.
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