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The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, universally considered to be the only icy attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, universally considered to be the only icy attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Mr. Zokkomon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Zokkomon Hall, disrupting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Orange County!

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