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Buzz Lightyear's lamp-harassing photo of Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Zokkomon's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (from Huck Finn)
Mr. Zokkomon has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in jail. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Zokkomon Hall, waking the township, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Toronto!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 40".
- During any storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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