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Above: The Mr. Yale Gracey's Uncivilized Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Yale Gracey's Uncivilized Ride
June 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're serious)
Mr. Yale Gracey has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Yale Gracey Hall, causing havoc in the region, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the primeval world!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or neck, chin, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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