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Mr. Yale Gracey's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Mr. Yale Gracey's Uncivilized Ride
February 10, 1995
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Mr. Yale Gracey has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Playland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Yale Gracey Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Grand Californian!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to splatter this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less time.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from religious issues, inappropriate boorishness, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or singing along permitted.
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