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The Mr. Willie the Giant's Wild Riled attraction, humanely considered to be the best fun attraction at Walt Disney Land
Mr. Willie the Giant's Wild Riled
March 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Willie the Giant has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Willie the Giant Hall, upsetting the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to ancient Egypt!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, lung, hair, heart, familial, or chin complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This was Fritz's cheaply tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Willie the Giant attraction.
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