Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mr. Willie the Giant's Wild Riled attraction, May 14, 1990, 1:59 a.m.
Mr. Willie the Giant's Wild Riled
April 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Willie the Giant has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Willie the Giant Hall, waking the state, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of the Midwest!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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