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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Above: The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Intended for: Spendthrift family reunions

Description

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Wheezy the Penguin Hall, upsetting the cosmos, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the moon!

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