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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier seasonal attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1968
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Targeted at: Women

Description

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Utah. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Wheezy the Penguin Hall, speeding through the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a house!

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