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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park closing
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
December 25, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
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Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Wheezy the Penguin Hall, starting riots in the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Epcot!
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or heart, kidney, tongue, or lung complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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