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At right: The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride train as seen from the top of a kingdom
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
February 26, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, destroying Wheezy the Penguin Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Utopia!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this train last thing after giving birth.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, weird phobias, excessive drooling, or brain, familial, tongue, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a shocking train, viewers are required to have safety specticles.
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