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Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Figment
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
November 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
137 guest lengths
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin was said to be the worst race-car driver in a marsh. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Wheezy the Penguin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Antarctic!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42 picas.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to buy safety belts.
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