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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, dashingly drowning in the morning sunlight

The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, dashingly drowning in the morning sunlight

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 2010
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Precisely zero Mickeys (by "The Rogue" editor, 1970)

Description

Mr. Wheezy the Penguin was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Wheezy the Penguin Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Melodyland!

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