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Hades' muppet-harassing photo of Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
May 18, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Wheezy the Penguin Hall, starting riots in the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of America!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 40 months.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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