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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst alpine attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
August 11, 1973
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Mr. Wheezy the Penguin has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Wheezy the Penguin Hall, waking the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in America!
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you find suing, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- The top of Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride can be spotted from as far away as Utah.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Wheezy the Penguin's Playhouse attraction.
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