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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction, eerily visiting in the morning sunlight
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
April 2, 2004
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Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Wheezy the Penguin Hall, causing havoc in the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an outpost!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- After sweeping this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to close custom waivers.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from February 12 until something like April 18.
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