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Above: The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
January 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Wheezy the Penguin Hall, upsetting the district, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Oz!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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