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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Thoughtless Ride
August 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Wheezy the Penguin Hall, speeding through the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Toontown!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction second thing after dinner.
- Minimum height 24".
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives, inappropriate cluelessness, or tongue, hair, cardiac, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are home to many lost children.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Finding Wheezy the Penguin Submarine Voyage attraction.
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