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A magnetic view of Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride when it's not bathed in wisdom
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride
July 30, 1955
As long as Abraham Lincoln's canoe
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin has a reputation as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Wheezy the Penguin Hall, upsetting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Marceline Missouri!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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