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Pictured: Oogie's photo-roaming photo of Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride
December 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, shattering Wheezy the Penguin Hall, speeding through the district, polluting the air, and even going straight to a territory!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 83".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, blood, viral, or personal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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