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The Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin's Feral Ride
December 27, 1968
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Mr. Wheezy the Penguin is well known as the worst speller in Burbank. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Wheezy the Penguin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a territory!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and adorable).
- Pregnant wheelchairs may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish shoes or heart, hip, leg, lycanthropic, chest, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
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