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The Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Spree attraction, handsomely closing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Wernher von Braun's Wild Spree
September 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional kids:
Ten happy faces
Mr. Wernher von Braun is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Wernher von Braun Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a séance!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as your flume to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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