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Above: The Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, July 26, 1964, 7:55 p.m.
Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson
July 17, 1967
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Mr. Wendy Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the world of TRON. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Wendy Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Matecumbe!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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