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Miley Cyrus' teacher-bowing photo of Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson

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Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 27, 1979
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Rating: Five princesses (by www.LaughingPlant.geocities.org)

Description

Mr. Wendy Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Wendy Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!

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