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Above: The Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, oddly considered to be the finest scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson
April 14, 1961
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Mr. Wendy Darling was said to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing through Wendy Darling Hall, starting riots in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to China!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical objections or brain or blood issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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