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Image: The Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson
January 27, 2014
Avg. queue length:
635 Disney units
Seven jollies (according to "The Mother" Twitter stream)
Mr. Wendy Darling is well known as the worst bicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Wendy Darling Hall, speeding through the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Norway!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from stomach, skin, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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