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Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson
September 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (by www.LaughingPlant.geocities.org)
Mr. Wendy Darling is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this show, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod into Wendy Darling Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this show.
- After going on this show, it's recommended that you experience something softer.
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