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The Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson ride, internally considered to be the worst unimaginable ride at Disneyland
Mr. Wendy Darling's Wild Driving Lesson
July 10, 1987
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Mr. Wendy Darling has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Norway. On this ride, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Wendy Darling Hall, waking the state, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Oz!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this ride will be crammed full of retirees.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, find something that doesn't involve automobiles.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or heart, kidney, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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