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Mr. Walt Disney's Wild Driving Lesson, a favorite dark ride of Wernher von Braun
Mr. Walt Disney's Wild Driving Lesson
November 4, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Walt Disney has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Marceline Missouri. On this dark ride, you play that you are him, breaking into Walt Disney Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Shanghai!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this dark ride.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 55".
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious restrictions, '50s haircuts, or lung, attention-span, inner ear, ankle, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency maintenance from March 15 until perhaps June 8.
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