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A windswept view of Mr. Walt Disney's Wild Driving Lesson when it's not hidden in darkness
Mr. Walt Disney's Wild Driving Lesson
March 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Walt Disney is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Camelot. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Walt Disney Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Driver must be at least 54" tall.
- Attraction may be too startling for young tweens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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