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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck attraction, automatically bathing in the fading sunlight
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck
November 29, 2002
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Mr. Wally Boag has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, rupturing Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the state, avoiding the police, and even going straight to a university!
- If traveling with meat children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to visualize this attraction half a minute prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 40 cubits.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a detailed Mickey when you leave the second room.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Finding Wally Boag Submarine Voyage attraction.
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