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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

Above: The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary

Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 25, 1961
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Mr. Wally Boag has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!

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