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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck attraction as seen from the top of London
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck
January 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile parents
Mr. Wally Boag is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Wally Boag Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Matecumbe!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Pregnant ponies will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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