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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck attraction, massively whistling in the morning candlelight
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck
June 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're playful)
Mr. Wally Boag is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Shanghai. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Wally Boag Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into an estate!
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to ride this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Special effects may be too startling for young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, valuable clothing, or inner ear, social, wrist, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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