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Above: The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck ride, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck
March 25, 1961
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Mr. Wally Boag has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the Magic Kingdom!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you have no business riding this ride.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives will want to long for this ride as much as a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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