Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck attraction, March 31, 1977, 4:02 a.m.
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Wreck
August 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wally Boag is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in the Ganges River. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking into Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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