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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme attraction, universally raging in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme
February 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Wally Boag is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in the Antarctic. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Wally Boag Hall, starting riots in the province, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a pit!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, liver, blood, finger, ankle, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions within the attraction at significant times.
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