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Paul Pressler's bedknob-throwing photo of Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme
May 4, 2004
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Mr. Wally Boag is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Wally Boag Hall, upsetting the planet, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Asia!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic monorail pilots.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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