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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme attraction at park closing

The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme attraction at park closing

Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1980
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Mr. Wally Boag is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in the United States. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Wally Boag Hall, waking the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a house!

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