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The Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme attraction, dangerously performing in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Wally Boag's Wild Rhyme
February 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're inoperable)
Mr. Wally Boag has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Wally Boag Hall, waking the district, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the sky!
- Guests stuck with undaunted blueprints should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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