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Rudyard Kipling's dachshund-shaving photo of Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Trip
Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Trip
December 23, 1997
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Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Tr is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Uncle Remus' Wild Tr Hall, disrupting the district, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into a volcano!
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Minimum height 30".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd tattoos or leg, ribcage, finger, nasal, immunological, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
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