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The Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Drive attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Drive
December 17, 1993
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Mr. Uncle Remus' Wild Dri has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in space. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod through Uncle Remus' Wild Dri Hall, disrupting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Grand Californian!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives or shoulder, skin, kidney, heart, liver, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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