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The Mr. Tweedledum's Reckless Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Tweedledum's Reckless Ride
July 13, 1982
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Mr. Tweedledum was said to be the worst driver in Phantom Manor. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Tweedledum Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Denmark!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will pick on you.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or chest or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons away from the cast members at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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