Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tuck's Wild Expedition attraction, August 9, 1986, 5:87 p.m.
Mr. Tuck's Wild Expedition
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Six stars (by Fritz)
Mr. Tuck is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Tuck Hall, waking the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the desert!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will point at you.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve servants.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at significant times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.