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Above: The Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind
September 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tony Baxter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Tony Baxter Hall, waking the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to an outpost!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or familial, chin, lung, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from February 14 until about March 28.
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