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The Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind attraction during construction
Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind
June 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tony Baxter is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Tony Baxter Hall, disrupting the district, being run over by a train, and even going straight to a kingdom!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
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