Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind attraction, April 21, 1983, 3:22 a.m.
Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Rind
March 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tony Baxter is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Tony Baxter Hall, upsetting the borough, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a parade!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction thingy.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
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