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The Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Mr. Tony Baxter's Wild Expedition
October 14, 2003
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Mr. Tony Baxter is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Tony Baxter Hall, disrupting the area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities, chronic allergies, runny makeup, or spinal or back problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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