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Mr. Tony Baxter's Undisciplined Ride, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Mr. Tony Baxter's Undisciplined Ride
November 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten rainbows (according to "The Toucan" Facebook page, 1968)
Mr. Tony Baxter is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Tony Baxter Hall, starting riots in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Specials," former Disney Land pet owners might try to visit this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding its closing.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or elbow, bowel, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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