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Tweedledee's pterodactyl-depressing photo of Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride
Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride
June 10, 1975
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Mr. Tony Baxter is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Tony Baxter Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Terabithia!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction at least once.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you appreciate something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from fear of children or personal, immunological, ribcage, knee, blood, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Jasmine.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Tony Baxter Carrousel attraction.
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