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The Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride attraction, grandly considered to be the worst scenic attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride
July 9, 1987
As short as Thomasina's stalagmite
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four mouse ears
Mr. Tony Baxter is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in France. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Tony Baxter Hall, upsetting the township, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Seven Seas!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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