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The Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride attraction, calmly considered to be the worst preternatural attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride
January 28, 2011
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're lightweight)
Mr. Tony Baxter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Tony Baxter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sky!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
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