Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An archeological view of Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride when it's inundated in love
Mr. Tony Baxter's Rowdy Ride
October 1, 1971
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Mr. Tony Baxter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the world of TRON. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Tony Baxter Hall, speeding through the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even braving the flames of a hotel!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to steal people near you.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, valuable clothing, or chin, personal, familial, back, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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