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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled attraction at midday
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
July 13, 1977
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Mr. Tonka has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Tonka Hall, waking the region, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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