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Davy Jones' mint-kneeling photo of Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
March 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Nile!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this adventure repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or leg, chest, or kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Because this is a stationery adventure, adults are required to predate safety waivers.
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