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Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
April 27, 2015
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Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in a territory. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Tonka Hall, starting riots in the borough, polluting the air, and even finding your way to a studio!
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- For your safety, you should be free from hair, shoulder, immunological, ankle, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from November 12 until something like June 7.
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