Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
June 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six animals (from "Evil Streetcar" web site)
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Tonka Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the United States!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or lung, liver, back, finger, nasal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.