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Below: A proud view of Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled when it's not hidden in darkness
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
August 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tonka is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Tonka Hall, causing havoc in the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Tomorrowland!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or heart, social, finger, elbow, skin, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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