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A random view of Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled when it's inundated in artists
Mr. Tonka's Wild Riled
July 17, 1955
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Mr. Tonka has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this train, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Tonka Hall, upsetting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- Warning: small children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- After going on this train, try something that doesn't involve hats.
- This train closes at dawn.
- Attraction veterans have written a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this train.
- This train is technically a sequel to the Mr. Tonka's Explorer Canoes train.
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