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The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rice attraction, lispingly bending in the morning sunlight
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rice
February 11, 1984
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Mr. Tonka is reported to be the worst bicyclist in the Magic Kingdom. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, smashing into Tonka Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of England!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts, blinding perfume, or viral, kidney, bowel, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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