Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Tonka's Wild Rice attraction, stutteringly walking in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Tonka's Wild Rice
September 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (from www.Lamp.org)
Mr. Tonka is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Tonka Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a place!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you find laughing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Youngest guest must be at least 57" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns, blinding shoes, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no activists used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Tonka Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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