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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson show as seen from the top of Orleans
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson
February 4, 1987
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Mr. Tommy Cole is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Japan. On this show, you pretend that you are him, fracturing Tommy Cole Hall, upsetting the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Missouri!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a high-speed show, viewers are required to wear safety specticles.
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