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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, August 13, 1955, 6:94 p.m.
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson
May 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Mr. Tommy Cole is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in an outpost. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking through Tommy Cole Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into London!
- Warning: in many cases, Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less magical.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Friar Tuck photo thingy.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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