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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson
February 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three rainbows
Mr. Tommy Cole is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Tommy Cole Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Tokyo!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Beauty autograph location.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird relatives, or cardiac, heart, skin, spinal, back, or liver disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from September 28 until something like December 22.
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