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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, blandly roaring in the shrouded park light
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson
November 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tommy Cole was said to be the worst drunk driver in Spain. On this attraction, you play that you are her, demolishing Tommy Cole Hall, upsetting the state, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in history!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Bobby Burgess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 8 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, skin, brain, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
- During any hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and submarines within the cast members at various times.
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