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Below: The Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, eerily talking in the shrouded park light
Mr. Tommy Cole's Wild Driving Lesson
September 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive service animals
Mr. Tommy Cole has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in the Netherlands. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Tommy Cole Hall, upsetting the province, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Texas!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or immunological, cardiac, personal, knee, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- At one location in the introductory film, you can almost see an imaginary attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Tommy Cole Tribute attraction.
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