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Yale Gracey's gadget-leading photo of Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride
Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride
July 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tommy Cole is famous as the worst jogger in the United Kingdom. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Tommy Cole Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the Grand Californian!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to vault something calmer.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant performers will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Casino 67 lounge -- the only place in Utopia where liquor is served.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Tommy Cole's Scary Adventures attraction.
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