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The Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride attraction at night
Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride
July 28, 1977
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Mr. Tommy Cole has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Tommy Cole Hall, upsetting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the forest!
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- Instead of relaxing this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Mr. Tommy Cole Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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