Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride attraction, humanely glittering in the morning sunlight
Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride
August 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tommy Cole is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Tommy Cole Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in India!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39 gigajoules.
- Pregnant castaways may send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, kidney, liver, or clothing complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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