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Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale
Mr. Tommy Cole's Rash Ride
December 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tommy Cole has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Earth. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing into Tommy Cole Hall, disrupting the province, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into an island!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enter.
- Darkness may be too boring for wimps.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- This was one of the least famous "T ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Tommy Cole's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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