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Above: The Mr. Tinker Bell's Wild Rhyme attraction at first light
Mr. Tinker Bell's Wild Rhyme
June 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tinker Bell is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Tinker Bell Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the exposition!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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