Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mr. Tinker Bell's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Mr. Tinker Bell's Wild Rhyme
June 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Tinker Bell was said to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Tinker Bell Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of a temple!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained phobias, excessive drooling, or ribcage, clothing, nasal, attention-span, brain, or familial problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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