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At right: Mr. Timon's Wild Trip, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Mr. Timon's Wild Trip
June 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Timon Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to the wilderness!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by dancing pin traders.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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