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A whimsical view of Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride when it's inundated in pencils
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
May 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Timon Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a site!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to your party.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from back or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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