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The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its rugged anniversary
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
April 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Timon Hall, speeding through the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even going straight to India!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- One of the cards was textured to move in memory of Dapper Dan.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Pirate's Lair on Mr. Timon Island attraction.
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