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The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride dark ride, eventually missing in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride dark ride, eventually missing in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 2, 1973
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing teens

Description

Mr. Timon has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in a parade. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Timon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the kingdom!

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