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Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
July 3, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Timon Hall, disrupting the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the south!
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to experience this attraction more than a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and legs away from the other guests at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from May 22 to September 16.
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