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An antebellum view of Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride when it's not covered in children
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
June 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst driver in China. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Timon Hall, disrupting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and tipping generously).
- Shortest guest must be at least 64" (dripping wet) tall.
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