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An antebellum view of Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride when it's not covered in children

An antebellum view of Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride when it's not covered in children

Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1967
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)

Description

Mr. Timon is reported to be the worst driver in China. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Timon Hall, disrupting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!

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