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The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride attraction, June 26, 2000, 6:30 a.m.
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
November 3, 2003
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Mr. Timon has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Timon Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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