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The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is famous as the worst drunk driver in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Timon Hall, waking the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to London!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 35 fortnights.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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