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The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride dark ride, eventually missing in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
November 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in a parade. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are her, demolishing Timon Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the kingdom!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 68".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or heart, blood, leg, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Dark ride is closed for installation of holiday overlay from February 24 through June 20.
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