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Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar

Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar

Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1983
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Mr. Timon was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Timon Hall, disrupting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Antarctic!

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