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Pictured: The Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride attraction, September 30, 1964, 12:96 p.m.
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
June 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Timon Hall, disrupting the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Atlantis!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 41".
- Driver must be at least 55" tall.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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