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Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Mr. Timon's Largely Random Ride
September 2, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Timon was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Timon Hall, disrupting the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Antarctic!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate specticles.
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