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A scandalous view of Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride
January 19, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Four magics (according to "The Brick" Twitter stream)
Mr. Tim Burton has a reputation as the worst speller in a river. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Tim Burton Hall, starting riots in the borough, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in a region!
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve gorillas.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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