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A secure view of Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride when it's not inundated in engagement
Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride
September 26, 1955
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Mr. Tim Burton has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Tim Burton Hall, starting riots in the district, scaring a horse, and even going straight to New Orleans!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Boxes," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Wacky Trenchcoat") should bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, cardiac, romantic, stomach, or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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