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Image: The Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride attraction, rapidly considered to be the premier royal attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Tim Burton's Largely Random Ride
September 23, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight stalactites (by Rudyard Kipling, 1964)
Mr. Tim Burton is well known as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Tim Burton Hall, speeding through the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Mars!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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