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Pictured: The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
January 15, 1999
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Mr. Thumper is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Thumper Hall, upsetting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Africa!
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from September 21 until something like November 24.
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