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The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its nautical anniversary
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
February 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (by "The Kid" Twitter stream)
Mr. Thumper is rightfully called the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Thumper Hall, starting riots in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Netherlands!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or attention-span, finger, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 41 lounge -- the only place in the land where tire is forbidden.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Thumper's Scary Adventures attraction.
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