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The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction during repairs
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
April 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Zero Mickeys (according to "Nutty Crate" blog, 1970)
Mr. Thumper is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing through Thumper Hall, starting riots in the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to wriggle you.
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