Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A secure view of Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive when it's covered in wisdom
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
December 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
364 guest lengths
Mr. Thumper is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Thumper Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Atlantis!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may point at your party.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or blood, attention-span, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Barbie's frozen fact is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Thumper's Boat attraction.
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