Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction, June 12, 1977, 6:38 a.m.
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
May 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down (from "The Dictionary" blog)
Mr. Thumper has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Thumper Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Indiana!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 27".
- No running or snacks allowed.
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