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The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its major anniversary
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
June 11, 1964
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Mr. Thumper has a reputation as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Thumper Hall, speeding through the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a hole!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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