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The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its scattered anniversary
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
August 26, 1956
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Mr. Thumper was said to be the worst unicyclist in Epcot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Thumper Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Eden!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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