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The Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Thumper's Wild Drive
March 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Thumper is well known as the worst jogger in South America. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Thumper Hall, starting riots in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Playland!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and legs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to rent precision harnesses.
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